Protect Yo' Ass Sweary Gift Box
$ 48.00
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Do you need protection from assholes? Let our sweary protection and grounding intention box set you on the right path. With the help of snark and some f words, the box is not your kids rocks set. It’s a hilarious gift that keeps on giving.
**crystal power is not backed by science ( but, you knew that right?)
What’s inside?
Clear quartz
Black tourmaline
Labradorite
Pyrite
Fluorite
**crystal power is not backed by science ( but, you knew that right?)
What’s inside?
Clear quartz
Black tourmaline
Labradorite
Pyrite
Fluorite
Imagine if you could be satisfied and content with your purchase. That can very much be your reality with the Protect Yo' Ass Sweary Gift Box.
Inventory Last Updated: Nov 27, 2025
Inventory Last Updated: Nov 27, 2025