Start your day with a little sarcasm and a lot of attitude. The “Good Morning to Everyone Except” sweatshirt is the perfect statement piece for anyone who is terrified for this country, is disgusted by women defending pedophiles, and want to get the fuck off this planet. .

Made with a soft, cozy fleece blend and a relaxed unisex fit, this black crewneck is designed for everyday wear—whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or making your opinions crystal clear before coffee.

Featuring bold white typography and an iconic list of exceptions, this sweatshirt is equal parts funny, edgy, and effortlessly wearable.

10% donated to RAINN (Rape Abuse Incest National Network)

Why You’ll Love It

• Premium unisex crewneck fit
• Soft, warm fabric perfect for layering
• Bold statement graphic with high-contrast print
• Great for casual outfits, gifting, or political humor lovers
• Streetwear-inspired, comfy, and conversation-starting

Perfect For

Fans of snarky fashion, statement apparel, meme-style humor, and anyone who believes mornings should come with boundaries.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.

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