A classic. 

Our Eat a Dick Ring brings the attitude in a bold script design that does all the talking for you. Made from durable stainless steel, it’s designed for everyday wear—and yes, it’s water-safe, so you don’t have to baby it.

Available in gold or silver, this one is perfect worn solo or stacked with your other favorite rings.

DETAILS

• Stainless steel
• Water-safe 💦
• Available in gold + silver
• Fixed-size band — not adjustable
• Script “eat a dick ” design
• Tarnish-resistant and made for everyday wear

CARE: Wear it. Wash your hands. Hold grudges. Thrive