Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted a cigarette and a shot of Malört.

Some dreams are just more attainable than others.

For the former mall rats, questionable decision makers, dive-bar enthusiasts, and anyone whose sense of humor was permanently shaped by being left unsupervised in the 90’s. This ridiculously cozy crewneck pairs an understated, deadpan design with a statement that will absolutely make people do a double take.

Printed on a classic unisex crewneck with a relaxed feel, it’s easy to throw on with jeans, leggings, or whatever you wore to “just run into Target for one thing.”

DETAILS

 unisex crewneck sweatshirt

• “Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted a cigarette and a shot of Malört.”
• Relaxed, comfy fit
• Designed by Lux + Luca
• Perfect for layering, lounging, dive bars & poor decisions
• Makes an excellent gift for your funniest friend—or yourself, obviously

FIT: Unisex sizing with a relaxed fit. Size up for an extra-oversized look.

Because inspirational quotes are exhausting.