For the mom who has earned the title, official or not. This adjustable, hand stamped cuff says it plainly: Mother Of The Fucking Year. Hand cut from 16-gauge, quarter-inch metal in brass, copper, nickel, sterling silver, or 14k gold fill. Sterling silver and 14k gold fill are safe in water and won't discolor skin; brass, copper, and nickel will darken over time and can turn sensitive skin green. It buffs right out with a polishing pad, and a coat of clear nail polish slows it down. For zero fuss, go with sterling silver or 14k gold fill. Please allow 5 to 7 business days for 14k gold fill, since it isn't kept in stock.